Giant "Blob" Is Largest Thing in Universe

Report: Apocalypse Actually Happened 3 Years Ago

"MENLO PARK, CA—Though the event went largely unremarked upon at the time, a report published Monday by the Kaiser Family Foundation has found that the apocalypse, or end of the world, occurred three years ago. "According to our data, the total collapse of all human civilization occurred on or around April 3, 2008," said foundation representative Jodie Palmenterri, citing numerous instances of environmental disaster, humanitarian catastrophe, and economic ruin as unambiguous signs that the world had ended. "Those who have worried for years that human culture was headed toward calamity can rest easy, because it already happened. We are living in a postapocalyptic world. This is it." Palmenterri went on to say that because the apocalypse does not resemble the eschatological predictions of any major religion, it's safe to assume the gods have all forsaken us." - The Onion.

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Daniel Radcliffe Gets Burned in Creepy Horror Flick ‘Woman in Black’

"Move over, Voldemort! Daniel Radcliffe is leaving his Harry Potter roots to star in the upcoming The Woman in Black. The teaser trailer was just released, and it seems D Rads’ latest role is creepy and eery.

In the movie, Radcliffe stars as a young lawyer sent to a dilapidated house to tidy up the estate of a just-passed client, when he discovers the ghost of a scorned woman set on vengeance. The film will be released on February 3, 2012. 

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Meanwhile, Daniel is busy on the Broadway revival of How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

News hit this week that Glee actor Darren Criss will in fact replace Daniel next year — and will mark Criss’ Broadway debut. His three-week run will kick off on Jan. 3, according to Deadline.

It was only a week ago that Criss remained coy on the subject. “I don’t know!” he told TV Guide. “People keep asking me about it, and it’s kind of cool that that’s out there in the world, but I cannot confirm anything at all.” " - CeleBuzz

Katy Perry Achieves Michael Jackson Status on Charts

"Katy Perry and Michael Jackson now officially have one thing in common: They share the record for most Number One singles off of a single album.

This week, Perry officially landed once again on the top of the singles chart with her song “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” marking the fifth time that she’s found herself atop the chart with a song from her smash hit albumCalifornia Dreams. She’s the first female artist to hit that milestone, and only the second person in history to do so, tied only with the King of Pop, who scored five chart-toppers with his Bad album.

Aside from “Friday,” Perry scored No. 1 hits with “California Gurls,” “Firework,” “Teenage Dream” and “E.T.”" - CeleBuzz