Heads up: Americans aren't only from the U.S....

Americans come from the continent of America... So, Canadians, Brazilians, Chileans, Mexicans, Haitians, etc... All Americans.

You're probably thinking "People from the U.S. only have one name: Americans, and they think that they're country is all of America, so how does your thing work?"

I have the answer for you: a couple of years ago, specialists declared that people who come from the U.S. are now to be called "unitedstatesians". Try saying that five times fast.

Sorry, but it's a fact, and I, personally, will keep saying unitedstatesians from here on out, and I hope that you do, too.